Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
