I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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