ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I love having hate sex.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.