either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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