Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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