Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She bit a glass in half.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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