3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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