used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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