Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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