Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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