i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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