Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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