the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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