tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
