Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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