Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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