HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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