I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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