I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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