haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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