Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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