There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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