you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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