were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
