Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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