So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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