Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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