Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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