His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
There's even glitter on my cock...
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