He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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