I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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