i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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