Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
