First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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