so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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