Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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