Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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