But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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