I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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