Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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