I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize