ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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