you didnt know i had herpes?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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