Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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