I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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