R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
