I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm jealous of your bromance
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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