my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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