just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Found your dick twin last night
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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