We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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