you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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