i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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