Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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