I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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