She said her name was "party"
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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